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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:47 am

"My name is Sir Joseph Jingleberry, Knight of Longshore, here is your 10 gold. Can someone put my horse into the stables please."
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:54 am

*Jacos nods*

"Geran, go outside and take this mans horse to the stable." Jacos tells the assistant.

"Very well, Sir Jingleberry. Here is the key." Jacos tell him, nodding.

Jacos hands Joseph the key, and then quickly rights down 'Joseph Ingleby' into the guest book. Jacos then takes the gold which Joseph gave him, along with the money that Warl gave him for the drink and the room.

Jacos nods, as Geran places the elven coffe in front of Elias, and walks outside.

"Now sir, is there anything else I can do for you? Jacos says, looking at Elias.


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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:56 am

"Before I go can I have some chocolate please"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:06 am

"Ehrm, I'm afraid we don't have chocolate on the menu. Look." Jacos tells him, pointing at a poster nailed to the wall.

It reads:

Welcome to The Weary Adventurer Inn, property of Jacos Farinas.

Food:

Elvish Cookies - 80 copper each.

Elvish Black Bread - 80 copper.

Lernish Cheese Wheel - 1 silver 40 copper.

Roast Foul - 2 silver 40 copper.

Salad - 1 silver.

Drink:

Blackroot Ale - 1 silver 40 copper.

Ale - 1 silver.

Elvish Wine - 1 silver 60 copper.

Dwarvish Iron Ale - 1 silver 40 copper.

Elvish Coffe - 1 silver 40 copper.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:09 am

okay the, ccan I have 50 cookies please then: *hands over 5 gold* "keep the change my Lord won't mind"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:14 am

"Fifty?! My, thats a lot. Ehrm, very well. It's lucky I just bought a few new batches, otherwise I wouldn't have enough." Jacos tells him, taking tons of cookies out of the draws and putting them into a finely woven basket.

"Ehrm, please, keep the basket as well." Jacos tells him.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:15 am

"Thank you sir, the orphans at home will be grateful"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:17 am

"Ahh, for orphans. I'm sure they will be very grateful, Sir. Now, is there anything else I can do for you?" Jacos asks him, as Jacos starts to clean another tankard on the counter.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:19 am

"No sir that will be all."

*goes to leave*

"Actually"

*returning*

"Do you know if their is a brothel or a strip joint nearby? I have had no action for ages, sorry if this is a little bit of an akward request"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:22 am

"Ehrm, well, for entertainment, I would go to the local elvish coffe house. They have bards playing fine music." Jacos tells him.

"Or, you could visit the Black Ale tavern. They have some fine whores there."
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:23 am

"Thank you, this Black Ale tavern sounds nice"

*walks out the front door*
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PostSubject: A stranger enters the bar   Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:55 pm

Binlid, the tall, clean shaven, dark haired human enters the bar smelling slightly of lilac soap and an expensive cologne. Oufitted in snug leathers with a plain but obviously confortable bastard sword affixed to his belt, he looks every inch the seasoned warrior.

He catches the tail end of the last conversation and raises an impressively bushy eyebrow. "Sounds like you're more than familiar with the good ladies down at the knocking shop there good inkeeper, I'm sure many of them walk with a limp after a visit from your good self!", he gives a good natured laugh and approaches the bar ((ooc: while his 14 year old son Jacob, who is awsome and I wish I was him beacause I am I bald turnip who is gay, is blushing in RL!!!))

Binlid pauses to survey the room, his eyes flickering from the trophies adorning the walls to the bar with its newly polished top. "A fine establishment you have here my good sir, maybe your fine self would join me in a glass of your finest!"

He places a gold coin on the bar, and leans in close to the bartender, dropping his voice in a hoarse whisper that barely travels across the bar, "I hear there's talk of riches to be found close by, and my guess is that you'd be just the man to speak to regarding this...?" still smilling he drops the leather purse he's holding down onto the bar top, it makes a 'Clunk' as it hits.

His eyes remain focussed on the inkeepers face with an intensity that most would find disturbing "Well?..."
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:50 pm

Jacos takes the coin, and smiles curiously at Binlid.

"Ahh, yes, Sir, of course." Jacos tells the man, filling two tankards with some Blackroot Ale.

"Please, have a drink. I'm sure I can help you find this treasure you're looking for. Minding the bar here, I hear many rumors, some of which may or may not be true."

Jacos beckons at an empty stool, for Binlid to sit on.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:09 pm

*walks in with drunk with two scantily clad whores in tow. ONe is kissing his neck, the other has their hand down his trousers. He turns to Jacos*

"Has my luggage been taken upstairs?
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:45 pm

"You never gave me any luggage." Jacos tells him, sighing.

"Oh, and the whore on the right, kissing your neck, is a cannibal."
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:22 am

"Oh. Here is 20 gold, can you send someone to get me some clothes other than the suit of armor i had attatched to my horse please?"*throws a money bag to Jacos*

*To the cannibal whore*
"You lieing cow! You'll regret tricking me"

*drags her upstairs, you here screaming and moans of pleasure from the same woman, Jingles comes down with his hands covered in blood and a bag of "laundry"*

"Do you know where the nearest river is? I need to wash some clothes for the normal one. Oh by the way, you can join in upstairs later Wink"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:33 am

"Ehrm, no thank you. I am very busy with my inkeeping, I don't have much spare time. And you can go to the local river, it's less then a mile North West, the river 'Tibum'." Jacos tells him, a quite horrified expression on his face, because of all the blood.

"It was only a joke.." Jacos says to himself, under his breath, so Jingle cannot hear him.

"Ehrm, yes.." Geran returns from attending to the horse. "Go buy this..fine man..some clothes. Here."

Jacos throws the assistant a bag of gold.

"Hurry now." Jacos tells him.

Jacos turns to Binlid.

"Now, where were we?"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:25 am

"Thank you kind man, I will tip you gratefully."
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:49 am

*leaves carrying the blood soaked bag, when he returns he is questioned by the police*

"It was a huge spider we found, I knew Jacos was only joking, the whore is upstairs fine, she was just scared"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:31 pm

(( They WOULD look in the bag. Razz ))
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:24 pm

(( I didn't kill her lool))

*The other whore comes down the stairs alive and well*
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:35 pm

Geran, the assistant, comes back after a little while, with some clothes:

A fine silk shirt,

Some fine silk trousers,

A pair of leather, golden thread trimmed shoes,

A pair of silk socks.

After handing them to Jingles, Jacos turns to Binlid.

"Sorry about that, where were we?"
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:54 am

"thank you kind sir, I will go upstairs and "relax""

*goes upstairs after taking his clothes from the assistant. you can hear lots of groaning*
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PostSubject: Re: The Weary Adventurer Inn   Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:39 am

Jacos continues looking at Binlid, waiting for a responce.

"Well?"

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